Tesla Cybertruck
Tesla Cyber Truck
36 hours with the world’s most extreme car, as the new Tesla rocks California and meets its key rivals
‘BRO, WHAT IS THAT?’
‘BRO, WHAT IS THAT?’
‘Oh wow! My first Cybertruck.’
‘What car is that? Does it fly?’
‘Did you build it?’
‘Is it a concept car?’
‘Thanks for letting us see your geometry project.’
Welcome to America and to the world of the Tesla Cybertruck. In a nation historically well versed in all things automobile, this electric pick-up confounds every norm, from manufacturing to design.
It’s easy to subscribe to the view that Tesla is the poster child for how to win at cars, with a cultural significance that stretches far beyond the number of actual vehicles it builds. And yet, if our experience of 36 hours in the Cybertruck tells us anything, it’s that the car is so other-worldly, so completely different to anything that has ever been built before, that it leaves people agog and confused.
Ironically, in a world dominated by Elon Musk, his X musings and the pervasive internet, it’s his creation that proves there are black spots of coverage. It’s almost reassuring.
One thing is certain – the Cybertruck never fails to light up a conversation. With no Tesla badging and a shape Pythagoras would be proud of, it stuns onlookers. In 36 hours, we get every reaction from jaw-on-floor to cynicism to wide-eyed hysteria. It’s not a car that leaves anyone sitting on the fence. Nor is it a car likely to go on sale in Europe in any time soon – blame myriad fundamental hurdles and, given Tesla no longer even fancies building the Model S in right-hand drive, little appetite to tackle them.
We collect it in a quiet suburban street in LA. It’s a smart area of single-storey houses, tidy roads and ever-present sunshine, and the mix of metal is more diverse than you find in Britain, with saloons, hatchbacks, SUVs, pick-ups and the odd modified car so integral to the LA scene.
Within that context, the brutality of the Tesla is stark. There isn’t a soft line on it, and its face is as welcoming as RoboCop’s. It looms large whichever way you approach it – not physically, because it’s not that huge when compared to many US trucks – but with its sheer, heavyweight design presence. Aesthetically, it simply smashes everything else out of the way. Tesla’s design chief Franz von Holzhausen wanted to create a truck with visible strength, that looked tough and was tough, using stainless steel bodywork that redefined what’s possible in manufacturing. Slab-sided and uniform, there are, we’re told, no weak points; no chinks in its stainless armour.
As a piece of automotive theatre, I’ve never seen anything like it. Photos don’t do justice to the sheer arrogance of the design and you can’t prepare for the shock of first sight. A Ferrari might wow you, a Porsche might intrigue you, but nothing else grabs your head and smashes it into the nearest wall like this. It’s an assault on your senses and a scrambling of societal norms.
THERE’S NO IGNORING ELON MUSK. THE CAR IS HIM. HE IS THE CAR
John Smith, CEO
Moving off into LA traffic, people grin and point to an extent I haven’t experienced since I got booed by a film-premiere crowd who thought I was Jason Statham. (No, I’m not seeing that either.) Although it’s on sale, the Cybertruck is a rare sight, judging from the number of camera phones pointed our way.
The Cybertruck feels like a car for LA. Instead of the softly-softly feel of a Boston or Washington, the city has a brutal modernity – low-rise geometric buildings, all concrete and glass, where edges rule – that matches the Tesla. And yet, in stark contrast to the sledgehammer-subtle looks, the ride is forgiving as we glide onto the freeway. Baked in LA’s 24/7 sunshine, the bleached concrete hums to the sound of thousands of engines and tyres. To this bleak, pre-apocalyptic scene the Cybertruck offers an even starker (possibly Starker) vision of the future.
Plotting a course for Palm Springs, buildings are replaced by desert scrub punctuated with billboards promoting ambulance-chasing lawyers and varicose-vein removal services. The Tesla settles into a comfortable, long-legged cruise at odds with its other-worldly looks. Sure, there are idiosyncrasies – this is a Tesla, after all – but it’s nothing like as eccentric to drive as it is to look at.
Time for a first charge. Tesla’s Supercharger network continues to impress, but the Cybertruck is on the large side for some of the bays. Still, with the car having automatically pre-heated the battery, it swiftly charges at 200kW while I talk to some onlookers. (Tesla claims a 250kW peak charging capability and, like the new Macan Electric, uses split-pack charging.)
Few know it’s a pick-up truck. One roofer in his Ford F-350, complete with massive trailer carrying steel and timber, is bamboozled when I press a switch and the Tesla peels back its tonneau cover to reveal the flat bed beneath. Stripped of traditional truck proportions, Cybertruck’s pick-up utility isn’t immediately obvious.
He’s impressed but doesn’t see it as a potential replacement for his Ford. This is where it gets interesting for Tesla. With Cybertruck it has entered a new battleground, one defined by partisanship and generational loyalties.
In upmarket Palm Springs – real Tesla country – people go wild for our truck. In a street scene straight out of Pleasantville, all immaculate gardens and box-fresh housing, the Cybertruck’s a rolling stainless steel scar on the landscape.
We have two other trucks with us today, Rivian’s R1T and a Ram 1500 TRX, but all eyes are on the Tesla. One woman glances at the Rivian and looks glum – it’s only when she spots the Cybertruck that she breaks into a smile. Kids go mad for it (admittedly more for the screen in the back that plays YouTube. A discourse on the dystopian, Pythagorean design language? Not so much). Someone tells me his friend is swapping out of his Ram 1500 TRX for one.
These are people who go to country clubs where the Kardashians hang out, Model X owners who think the truck’s ‘beautiful’. ‘It’s got the bells and whistles of the regular car but with the rugged bits of a truck.’
It’s interesting to hear that at least some people think of it as an alternative to a regular truck, of the kind bought by our roofer friend. Musk and Tesla have done what they always do and opened the world up, asking questions of how we perceive things and systematically challenging every long-held absolute. I thought the Cybertruck’s complete contrast to every Tesla that’s come before would put people off – you bought into Tesla because of the amazing software, the charging and the friendly, almost anonymous design language. But clearly the brand can be stretched. Perhaps Americans are more open to this sort of shift than Europeans.
There are dissenters. I later meet one couple who are the very definition of eco-conscious early adopters, having used recycled vegetable oil in their Mercedes diesel back in the early 2000s. They now own a Model 3 but they wouldn’t get a Cybertruck. ‘I don’t hate the design, but I can’t give any more to Musk.’ To them, the weight of the Cybertruck, caused by the design- and production-led decision to use stainless steel, is a compromise too far – ‘it’s too left-field’. But they know it’ll sell: ‘Musk still has god status in the Valley.’
There’s no ignoring Elon Musk and his cult of personality, his sheer chutzpah, his grip on the globe. The car is him, he is the car. Towards the end of the day we head into Twin Palms, a beautifully quiet and manicured suburb where the distinctive butterfly-roof houses designed by William Krisel align perfectly with the Tesla’s triangles. Parked up and chatting to a guy with a pair of glorious Detroit cruisers (a 1961 Cadillac and ’56 Buick), we suddenly spot a SpaceX rocket blasting up into the atmosphere. Sharp white vapour trail against the inky blue night sky, it’s a movie-script moment that illustrates how one citizen can exert influence on Earth and in space. Musk. Everywhere.
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ASTONISHING IN ISOLATION. NOW IT MEETS ITS RIVALS
AT A GLANCE:
WHAT TO KNOW
IS IT A BIRD? IS IT A PLANE?
No, it’s a SpaceX rocket on a test flight, believe it or not. Arcing into the cloudless night sky, it was so clear we watched it release its two boosters on its way into orbit.
HEAVY DUTY
The Cybertruck is rated to tow 11,000lb (4989kg), a figure that trumps some more traditional trucks. It also has an impressive 1.1-tonne payload capacity and even a bottle opener in the loadbay. Because #lifestyle.
HEAD SPACE
Despite the sloping bodywork there’s actually quite a lot of headroom in the rear. Certainly enough for a six-footer. The seat base also folds up, giving a straight-across load-through for bulky items – it looks mad but it works.
Data
PRICE
£00,000 (£000k as tested)
POWERTRAIN
0000cc 00v turbo four-cylinder, six-speed sequential manual, rear-wheel drive
PERFORMANCE
000bhp @ 0000rpm, 000lb ft @ 0000rpm, 0.0sec 0-00mph, 000mph
WEIGHT
0000kg
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