{"id":5206,"date":"2025-04-28T18:30:00","date_gmt":"2025-04-28T18:30:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/flatplanplus.io\/closer\/?p=5206"},"modified":"2025-04-28T12:54:08","modified_gmt":"2025-04-28T12:54:08","slug":"worried-about-the-size-of-your-penis-these-simple-tricks-will-give-it-a-boost","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/flatplanplus.io\/closer\/2025\/04\/28\/worried-about-the-size-of-your-penis-these-simple-tricks-will-give-it-a-boost\/","title":{"rendered":"Worried about the size of your penis? These simple tricks will give it a boost!"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Worried about the size of your penis? These simple tricks will give it a boost!<\/h1>\n

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Almost half of men have felt unhappy with the size of their schlong and feel helpless to do anything about it. But as the old saying goes, whereever there’s a willy there’s a way! Here we share the secrets of developing your dong…<\/p>\n

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DO NOT use a magnifying glass on a sunny day. Third degree burns will only make it worse<\/p>\n

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It\u2019s a question that has plagued humanity since the dawn of time. Does size matter?
Even Neanderthal man would (presumably) have spent mornings down at the river, washing himself and checking out the other Neanderthal guys \u2013 then worrying that he didn\u2019t measure up to his hung tribesmen neighbours.
And now, in the 21st century, so-called \u2018small penis syndrome\u2019 is rife \u2013 with a survey showing that, globally, 45% of men worry that they\u2019re lacking in the trouser department.
Of course, Neanderthal man was lucky that he didn\u2019t have online porn to compare himself to \u2013 which is often listed as the number one reason for the current epidemic of men feeling inadequate.
What\u2019s often forgotten is that those humongous male porn stars get the gig for one reason (well, stamina comes in a pretty close second) so they can\u2019t really be looked at for guidance on what the average pecker looks like.
Many men will have tried to console themselves by checking out surveys to see where they fit on the scale of averages. But again, there\u2019s a problem, especially with research where men self-report (ie; measure their own peen, then times that number by two, and then add a bit more for luck).
Unsurprisingly, most men believe the average length is more than 6 inches. Closer did a bit of sensible research on this, scouring some of those very scientific, medical sounding surveys, where actual clinicians were in charge of the tape measure and didn\u2019t let the guys make up their own measurements. The results? Well, if you own a penis that\u2019s 5.1 inches long \u2013 congratulations, you are literally Mr Average!
But even if you\u2019re average \u2013 and especially if you\u2019re below \u2013 the effects can be pretty upsetting in a world where society seems obsessed with a big swinging dangler.
It\u2019s at this point that you\u2019ll probably be expecting us to say, \u2018don\u2019t worry, it\u2019s fine, women don\u2019t like big ones\u2019. Right? Well, we\u2019re not going to do that – though it\u2019s true that women really aren\u2019t as obsessed as you are with what\u2019s in your pants.
Instead, we\u2019re here to try to give you a confidence boost and the potential to actually upgrade your wiener. Guys, it\u2019s time to boost your bits!<\/p>\n

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Wake up every morning to this mantra: I LOVE MY WILLY!\u00a0<\/p>\n

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MIND OVER MATTER<\/strong>
Ok, we will get to some practical stuff in a minute, but this psychological bit is just as important. If you think you\u2019re smaller than average \u2018downstairs\u2019 then the first bit of boosting you need is to be told that YOU ARE FINE! And if you feel that you\u2019re surrounded by men with massive dongs and that you are alone in your smallness, think again! The men you see on porn \u2013 even amateur porn \u2013 are only happy to have their penises broadcast for all the world to see because they are on the bigger side. The men that you see strutting out of the showers in the gym proudly doing the \u2018helicopter\u2019 with their schlong know that they are on the bigger side. What you don\u2019t see are they guys who are average or a bit smaller \u2013 because they usually cover up with a towel when they get out of the gym showers and they generally don\u2019t film themselves for OnlyFans tugging at their average-sized members. The only penises you tend to see are the big ones because their owners are more likely to feel confident enough to put themselves out there. Statistically, therefore, penises on public view will always be bigger than average. YOU ARE FINE!<\/p>\n

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Who cares about numbers…put that tape measure away and read on!<\/p>\n

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GOING FOR GROWTH<\/strong>
Ok, so now you\u2019ve got things into perspective, it\u2019s time to look at ways you can gain more than confidence. You might already have noticed that the internet is awash with ways you can add inches\u2026and if you\u2019re still using Hotmail, a quick look at your junk folder will reveal a steady list of \u2018get yourself 9\u201d of throbbing meat with these supplements for just $650 a month\u2019. None of it will work. In fact, most of the penis growth stuff on the market is just snake oil (ironic, given that there are places in the world where men actually encourage snakes to bite their dicks in a bid to get them to swell up \u2013 YIKES!)\u00a0 What you want to know is what\u2019s really guaranteed to work. Here goes\u2026<\/p>\n

SURGERY<\/strong>
There aren\u2019t many men who\u2019d actively look forward to anyone taking a blade to their private parts – and certainly not any man who\u2019s old enough to remember the John Wayne Bobbitt incidence from the 90s! On the plus side, penis enlargement surgery will very likely provide gains but you\u2019ll need to carefully consider the downsides. Extra length is usually achieved by cutting a ligament to allow more of your peen to be exposed while another popular option is increasing girth by having fat injected into the shaft. Both carry the risk of scarring, infection, loss of sensitivity and deformity. On top of that you\u2019ll be looking at a hefty price tag \u2013 anywhere from $5k – $24k. Your penis will grow, but your wallet will be left flaccid.<\/p>\n

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Just by losing 30lbs you could add an inch to your peen. Bring on the Diet Coke!<\/p>\n

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TRACTION<\/strong>
For those who want a safer and cheaper option to surgery, traction might be the perfect answer. This basically involves putting your todger on a rack and torturing the poor thing by stretching it \u2013 sounds like a Medieval punishment, huh? Well, it\u2019s certainly not for the faint hearted. You\u2019ll need to be spending over six hours each day for at least three months with the stretching device attached to your dinkle. It will require A LOT of commitment, and it won\u2019t be comfortable. However, medical research shows that this does work over time. It won\u2019t be spectacular but the maximum gains reported are an extra 1.5 inches when flaccid. Added to this there are other \u2018stretching\u2019 options including vacuum pumps and jelqing (a type of penis massage where you \u2018strangle\u2019 your peen and pull it outwards slowly and repeatedly \u2013 sounds a lot like very heavy masturbation to us!)<\/p>\n

LOSING WEIGHT<\/strong>
That\u2019s right. Losing pounds could actually add inches! If you\u2019re carrying some extra weight, especially around the middle where men often do, that could be hiding some of your sausage. It\u2019s been reported that for every 30-50lbs a man loses in weight, he\u2019ll gain an extra inch of perceived penis length. Now if that doesn\u2019t have you running to the gym while snacking on celery sticks and low-fat hummus, we don\u2019t know what will!<\/p>\n

TRIMMING<\/strong>
We\u2019ve left this until the end because this is the easiest and cheapest way to guarantee a longer looking sausage. Avoid the surgeon\u2019s scalpel and put the traction device back in its box. Simply pick up a decent beard trimmer and give your bush a grooming session, we\u2019d recommend trimming your pubes to one inch for the tidiest look. Taa-daaa \u2013 you\u2019ve already got a longer schlong! And then here\u2019s the absolute magic. See that area directly above the base of your willy? Get your trimmers and gently shape upwards from this spot, just by a centimetre or two in an upside down V shape. This won\u2019t give you any extra inches, but, when viewed from the front, it will magically appear as if your member has some lovely new length. Enjoy!\u00a0<\/p>\n

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PICTURES:<\/strong> GETTY<\/p>\n

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Read more from Closer<\/h3>\n

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The sexy secrets behind Sofia Vergara\u2019s dirty divorce<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Almost half of men have felt unhappy with the size of their schlong and feel helpless to do anything about it. But as the old saying goes, wherever there’s a willy there’s a way! Here we share the secrets of developing your dong…
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