Let\u2019s celebrate all that\u2019s weird and wonderful about the bosom<\/p>[\/et_pb_text][et_pb_image src=”https:\/\/flatplan-plus-content.s3.eu-west-1.amazonaws.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/3\/2025\/05\/imago761690635-1-e1747925603820.jpg” alt=”Jennifer Aniston” title_text=”Celeb astrologist says \u0098tide is turning\u0099 for unlucky Katie Price foreseeing new buyer for \u0098mucky mansion\u0099 Story from Jam” force_fullwidth=”on” _builder_version=”4.20.4″ _module_preset=”default” custom_margin=”19px||16px||false|false” global_colors_info=”{}” theme_builder_area=”post_content” hover_enabled=”0″ sticky_enabled=”0″][\/et_pb_image][et_pb_text module_class=”custom-gallery-caption” _builder_version=”4.20.4″ _module_preset=”default” text_font=”|600|||||||” text_text_color=”#FFFFFF” background_color=”#111111″ text_orientation=”center” custom_margin=”-2.75%||||false|false” custom_padding=”4px|8px|4px|8px|true|true” global_colors_info=”{}” theme_builder_area=”post_content” hover_enabled=”0″ sticky_enabled=”0″]
Katie Price, aka Jordan, owns what could be the most famous boobs in showbiz<\/p>[\/et_pb_text][et_pb_text _builder_version=”4.20.4″ _module_preset=”default” global_colors_info=”{}” theme_builder_area=”post_content” hover_enabled=”0″ sticky_enabled=”0″]
Fun bags. Puppies. Baps. Hooters. Chesticles. Melons. The Girls. Knockers. Bazongas. Jugs. The nicknames for breasts are endless, funny and fond because there\u2019s a lot of affection for boobs. And as their primary purpose is to feed our offspring, there\u2019s a biological reason why breasts have magnetic power. But let\u2019s forget the science bit for now and celebrate all that\u2019s weird and wonderful about the bosom\u2026<\/p>\n
Breast sex ever<\/strong> Boobs feature in many a bedroom move. There\u2019s mammary intercourse or breast sex, putting a penis or dildo between the boobs for what is crudely referred to as a tit wank. \u00a0Pet play describes being, well, milked like a cow. Vibrating nipple clamps adds some extra sizzling stimulation. And let\u2019s not forget about motor boating \u2013 when one partner shakes their face between the breasts, making a comedy noise.<\/p>[\/et_pb_text][et_pb_image src=”https:\/\/flatplan-plus-content.s3.eu-west-1.amazonaws.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/3\/2025\/05\/imago307969805-scaled.jpg” alt=”Jennifer Aniston” title_text=”**EXCLUSIVE** Heidi Montag takes advantage of the warm Central American waters by attempting to surf in Costa Rica 43891″ force_fullwidth=”on” _builder_version=”4.20.4″ _module_preset=”default” custom_margin=”||||false|false” global_colors_info=”{}” theme_builder_area=”post_content” hover_enabled=”0″ sticky_enabled=”0″][\/et_pb_image][et_pb_text module_class=”custom-gallery-caption” _builder_version=”4.20.4″ _module_preset=”default” text_font=”|600|||||||” text_text_color=”#FFFFFF” background_color=”#111111″ text_orientation=”center” custom_margin=”-2.75%||||false|false” custom_padding=”4px|8px|4px|8px|true|true” global_colors_info=”{}” theme_builder_area=”post_content” hover_enabled=”0″ sticky_enabled=”0″] Heidi Montag had surgery to go up to an F cup<\/p>[\/et_pb_text][et_pb_text _builder_version=”4.20.4″ _module_preset=”default” custom_padding=”||0px|||” global_colors_info=”{}” theme_builder_area=”post_content” hover_enabled=”0″ sticky_enabled=”0″] Celebrity inflation\u2026and deflation<\/strong> Lily Allen turned 40 this month and proudly showed off her new implants on Instagram with the caption, \u2018Happy Birthday to me\u2019. She said, “They look really incredible when I take my top off and my bra off, but there is definitely a contrast in age to my face! It’s really fun, I’m buying fancy lingerie that my boobs can fit in.\u201d<\/p>\n For Brits, the name Katie Price is synonymous with boob jobs. \u00a0The ex-glamour model\u2019s had 17 procedures since she was 20 and known as Jordan. In 1998 she went from B to C cup despite Page 3 enthusiasts voting against it in a newspaper poll (they wanted her to stay natural but The Pricey did it anyway). The following year she graduated to a D, then soared to an F. In 2008 the mum-of-five had her implants whipped out and listed them on Ebay for \u00a31m. But just three years she was back in F-cup bras. Then after declaring she\u2019d boast the \u2018Biggest boobs in Britain\u2019 in 2022 with GG bags inserted\u2026she had them reduced again in 2024.<\/p>\n Ultimate blonde bombshell Pamela Anderson achieved global fame on Baywatch in the 1990s. \u00a0But it was her boobs that got all the attention in the many slo mo running-on-the-beach sequences. Pammy, now 57, had her breasts enlarged aged 19 but in 1999 she underwent a reduction saying, \u2018It\u2019s something I\u2019ve been wanting to do for a long time and I\u2019m very happy with my decision.\u2019<\/p>\n And she\u2019s not the only one who had regrets\u2026 and reversals. Victoria Beckham had a boob job when she was Posh Spice \u2013 but kept it on the down low. In 2011 the 51-year-old told Vogue, \u2018torpedo bazookas\u2026gone\u2019\u00a0 and in 2014 said, “I don’t have them anymore\u2026 I think I may have purchased them. Or they got removed, one or the other.”<\/p>\n Heidi Montag, 38, who famously had 10 plastic surgeries in one day in 2010, downsized from a size F to a D three years later, admitting she was \u2018beyond obsessed\u2019 with achieving perfection but didn\u2019t understand the \u2018emotional and physical repercussions\u2019. Ashley Tisdale \u2013 that\u2019s Sharpay from High School Musical to you \u2013 was worried her implants were causing health issues. She had them removed at 2020 when she was 34, saying, “This journey has been one of growth, self-discovery, self-acceptance and most importantly self-love,” she continued. “I think you can tell just how happy I am to finally be fully me.”<\/p>[\/et_pb_text][et_pb_image src=”https:\/\/flatplan-plus-content.s3.eu-west-1.amazonaws.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/3\/2025\/05\/imago480278182-scaled.jpg” alt=”Perdro Pascal” title_text=”Victoria Beckham took time out of her hectic schedule to pose with her new book Learning to Fly at Waterstones, Piccadil” force_fullwidth=”on” _builder_version=”4.20.4″ _module_preset=”default” custom_margin=”||||false|false” global_colors_info=”{}” theme_builder_area=”post_content” hover_enabled=”0″ sticky_enabled=”0″][\/et_pb_image][et_pb_text module_class=”custom-gallery-caption” _builder_version=”4.20.4″ _module_preset=”default” text_font=”|600|||||||” text_text_color=”#FFFFFF” background_color=”#111111″ text_orientation=”center” custom_margin=”-2.75%||||false|false” custom_padding=”4px|8px|4px|8px|true|true” global_colors_info=”{}” theme_builder_area=”post_content” hover_enabled=”0″ sticky_enabled=”0″] Victoria Beckham back in the days she had ‘bazookas’<\/p>[\/et_pb_text][et_pb_text _builder_version=”4.20.4″ _module_preset=”default” global_colors_info=”{}” theme_builder_area=”post_content” hover_enabled=”0″ sticky_enabled=”0″] Shapes, sizes and multiples<\/strong> Biggest natural boobs in the world award goes to Annie Hawkins Taylor from Atlanta Georgia \u2013 at 102ZZZ. Each boob weighs 85lbs, which is the equivalent of 16 house bricks or a newborn rhinoceros. Biggest fake boobs in the world award goes to 42-year-old German model Mayra Hills. Implants are measured in cubic centimetres (cc), and Mayra\u2019s are 10,000cc, compared to roughly 400cc for a D cup.<\/p>\n Which country boasts the largest bosoms? According to a survey this January, it\u2019s Norway, average size between a C and a D. Coming in a close second is America, UK, Iceland and Luxembourg, with a C cup. \u00a0At the smallest end of the scale, Bangladesh, Indonesia and Kenya average A and AA cups. Boob size is influenced by genetics, nutrition, weight, fitness and age.<\/p>\n Some women are born with three boobs, referred to as accessory or supernumerary breasts. Others only develop one breast, called Poland Syndrome. Both can be distressing, and removals or implants are an option. Remember when reality TV star Charlotte Crosby decried her \u2018uniboob\u2019 on Celebrity Big Brother in 2013? The proper name is symmastia, a rare condition that means having no separation or cleavage. She had corrective surgery in 2017.<\/p>\n So that\u2019s the low down on breasts, folks. 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Squidging boobs during sex is a thumbs up for the squidger. But it\u2019s also a big win for the squidgee because it\u2019s believed that up to one in three women can climax by breast stimulation alone. This is officially called a \u2018nipple orgasm\u2019 for obvious reasons. Nipples and areola, the dark area around them, are a major erogenous zone. But while some boob owners might love a tug, pull or a suck on their nips, others prefer a gentle caress or a lick. So communication is key.<\/p>\n
Where do we start with showbiz breast hoiks? Celebs who\u2019ve opted for implants include Cardi B and Mel B. Kris, Kylie, and Kourtney K. \u00a0Plus every other star from Love Island, Geordie Shore and Real Housewives and \u2013 lest we forget \u2013 the OG of pneumatic boobage, Dolly Parton, who had her first op in 1967. And these women are just the tip (or nip) of the iceberg.<\/p>\n
Most boobs are asymmetric, that\u2019s to say one is often bigger than the other. But did you know statistically it tends to be the left boob that\u2019s the biggest? This might be because it\u2019s slightly nearer to the heart so receives more blood. Asymmetry can be down to genetics, hormones, pregnancy or breastfeeding, weight loss or gain, as well as breast cancer treatment and injury. Some women choose to have surgery to even out their breasts.<\/p>\nRead more from Closer<\/h3>[\/et_pb_text][\/et_pb_column][\/et_pb_row][et_pb_row column_structure=”1_4,3_4″ module_class=”read-more-item” _builder_version=”4.20.4″ _module_preset=”default” width=”85%” global_colors_info=”{}” theme_builder_area=”post_content”][et_pb_column type=”1_4″ _builder_version=”4.20.4″ _module_preset=”default” global_colors_info=”{}” theme_builder_area=”post_content”][et_pb_image src=”https:\/\/flatplan-plus-content.s3.eu-west-1.amazonaws.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/3\/2023\/07\/Thumbnailtgqq.jpg” title_text=”Thumbnailtgqq” module_class=”read-more-thumbnail” _builder_version=”4.20.4″ _module_preset=”default” global_colors_info=”{}” theme_builder_area=”post_content”][\/et_pb_image][\/et_pb_column][et_pb_column type=”3_4″ _builder_version=”4.20.4″ _module_preset=”default” global_colors_info=”{}” theme_builder_area=”post_content”][et_pb_text module_class=”read-more-headline” _builder_version=”4.20.4″ _module_preset=”default” text_font=”|700|||||||” text_text_color=”#FFFFFF” text_font_size=”16px” link_option_url=”https:\/\/apple.news\/ABgCYwvfNTKq0ormaQsj7Kw ” global_colors_info=”{}” theme_builder_area=”post_content”]