{"id":5960,"date":"2025-07-15T18:30:00","date_gmt":"2025-07-15T18:30:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/flatplanplus.io\/closer\/?p=5960"},"modified":"2025-07-15T14:57:53","modified_gmt":"2025-07-15T14:57:53","slug":"we-need-to-talk-about-this-summers-filthiest-sex-trend","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/flatplanplus.io\/closer\/2025\/07\/15\/we-need-to-talk-about-this-summers-filthiest-sex-trend\/","title":{"rendered":"We need to talk about this summer’s filthiest sex trend!"},"content":{"rendered":"

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We need to talk about this summer’s filthiest sex trend!<\/h1>\n

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It\u2019s time to turn back the clock by a few hundred years to enjoy the most mind-blowing orgasms of your life<\/p>\n

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Is this a dagger I see before me – or just another one of your weird-shaped dildos?\u00a0<\/p>\n

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In days gone by, the most thrilling way to have sex was always missionary with the lights off \u2013 followed by a post-coital cigarette for those really adventurous types.
But here in 2025, things have escalated to jaw-dropping levels \u2013 ironically by turning the \u2018sexy clock\u2019 back to the Medieval period.
That\u2019s right. If you want to be on trend between the sheets this summer, you need to channel Game of Thrones<\/em>, or as it will now be known, Game of Erogenous Zones<\/em>.\u00a0 But before humping like 14th century noblemen and maidens, you\u2019ll need to make sure those blankets are fur or velvet, preferably thrown over a four-poster bed – and you\u2019ll need to prepare to do unspeakable things with dragon-like appendages. But we\u2019re rushing things here, let\u2019s take it back to basics.<\/p>\n

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What’s the betting that he was a Dungeons & Dragons geek before he met her?<\/p>\n

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What exactly is Castlecore \u2013 and why is it so popular?
It\u2019s based on the surge of popularity of so-called \u2018romantasy\u2019 novels. Think fantasy worlds mixed with love triangles, enemy-to-lovers plot lines all mixed up with castles, wizards, fairies, magic incantations and, yes, dragons. Turns out that all those geeky boys at school who loved playing Dungeons & Dragons might have been onto something after all!\u00a0
But there\u2019s nothing geeky about this trend. In fact, experts have warned that some of the filthier aspects of Castlecore could easily see you paying a trip to your local Accident & Emergency department.
Corsetry is a big part of the fantasy scene – and we\u2019re talking the kind of corsets that are sooooo unbelievably tight that they\u2019ll have your internal organs rushing for the exits.<\/p>\n

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‘This corset’s given me a lovely hour-glass figure. Shame I can’t stop farting…’<\/p>\n

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Experts have warned that trussing yourself up too tightly could lead to breathing difficulties, skin irritation and weakened chest and back muscles leading to a deformed ribcage. Yikes!
If that wasn\u2019t weird enough, this trend has seen the development of bizarre fantastical sex toys that will really get your juices flowing. And when we say \u2018juices\u2019 we\u2019re talking watery eyes!
For example, pop onto Lovehoney and you\u2019ll be able to \u2018explore your deep-sea fantasies\u2019 with a 10.6-inch Hydra Sea Monster Creature Cock. Literally, whaaaaat the hell?<\/p>\n

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Lovehoney’s Creature Cock Swamp Monster Silicone Scaly Dildo – 9.4 inches of ‘what the hell is that??’<\/p>\n

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Why stop there, though? If you really want to get your fantasy rocks off, you might want to sit on a Kraken\u2019s tentacle [8.3inches], or have your insides rearranged by the Creature Cock Swamp Monster Silicone Scaly Dildo [9.4inches]. Or why not try a slightly more whimsical experience and straddle a Unicorn\u2019s horn [8.3inches]. Surely that will bring you a bit of luck if you rub it the right way?
Perhaps the safest way to enjoy the trend is to stick with a bit of dress-up \u2013 knights in shining armour, fair damsels letting down their hair for a romp \u2013 and dragons with their private parts tucked safely away where they can cause no harm.
If all this sounds a bit too, well, dark, there are a couple of other hot sex trends right now that you might prefer.
First up, is something much lighter. In fact, it\u2019s so light, you\u2019ll barely even notice it at first. Sounding very much like a song by Lady Gaga and Bradley Cooper is Shallowing. The idea here is that sexual arousal is heightened by the fact that nothing \u2013 and we mean NOTHING \u2013 is allowed to go beyond just a few centimetres inside a va-jay-jay. Everything remains \u2018in the sha-ha, sha-ha-llow\u2019\u2026 so fingers, tongues and, yes, willies, are only allowed to rub around the outer bit. It\u2019s literally a case of \u2018just the tip\u2019.\u00a0<\/p>\n

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Remember: Going any deeper than a fingertip is cheating – keep it sha-ha-sha-ha-llow<\/p>\n

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It\u2019s not only the sense of anticipation that drives women wild for this; did you know that the vulva contains 90% of all the nerve endings in lady parts. You heard us, guys \u2013 this is the one time when you\u2019ll hear a lady say she loves the fact you\u2019re so shallow.
And if you\u2019re ready to be open in more ways than one, another hot trend this year is Sexual Transparency. Nope, this doesn\u2019t mean wearing see-thru undies (though that\u2019s also fun!) In this case, the transparency refers to being completely honest with new partners about what it is that you want to do between the sheets. With the world in a state of never-ending chaos and the threat of total oblivion hanging over us, there\u2019s very little time for being coy. So this trend encourages people to be open about their kinks, fetishes and quirks and hurry it along a bit. Obviously this only works if your kinks are reasonably sane \u2013 and it might be worth keeping quiet for a while about the two-foot long dragon dick that you\u2019ve got hidden in your knicker drawer!<\/p>\n

By Andrew Hartley<\/p>\n

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PHOTOS: GETTY, LOVEHONEY<\/strong><\/p>\n

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