It’s been three days since my Womanizer Duo 2 arrived in the post, so naturally it’s been used at least 72 times already. I’m barely exaggerating – with a sex toy this powerful, it’s hard to put down.

When it comes to sex toys, I’ve got three requirements: get. me. off. No but seriously, it has to be powerful, pretty and usable for both solo masturbation and partnered sexy time. Check, check and check!

In fact, the Womanizer Duo 2 goes beyond all of that. It’s quiet, has 10 patterns of vibration and 14 increasing intensities and can even be used in the shower. But the best part is the ‘Duo’ function. Womanizer is known for its patented clitoral suction technology, which essentially mimics the feeling of oral sex – but with 10x the power a human mouth can give you, in my opinion – so I already knew I was in for a treat with this toy. Take a clitoral stimulator and add a vibrating ‘shaft’ (or dildo addendum, as I prefer) and the toy goes from incredible to unreal. All of a sudden, you can achieve both a clitoral and G-spot orgasm at the same time.

For anyone who has experienced pleasure this intensely before in your life, you know it’s genuinely life changing. Masturbating goes from a weekly treat to an everyday essential, the means for which you can find true fulfilment in your day and get to sleep peacefully every night. Honestly, I’ve never experienced an orgasm like it.

When it comes to maintenance, once again Womanizer make it easy. The toy is rechargeable with a USB cable included, and easily cleaned as it’s made from silicone. For best results, use with a water-based lubricant, of course!

Available at Ann Summers, the Womanizer Duo 2 is the perfect gift – not just for your friends, but yourself, too. At £190 (£154 right now in Black Friday sales, going up to £171 from Sunday), it’s on the higher end of the sex toy spectrum but trust me when I tell you this is an investment in your future pleasure. Think about how much you spend to achieve happiness in your life in other areas, I can promise you the value of this toy by comparison outdoes them all. I’ll be using my Womanizer Duo 2 at least once a day for the foreseeable, amounting to a very affordable 52p per day for the year. That’s 52p for the best orgasm you’ve ever had, every single day – sign me up for life.

For even more savings, make sure to use the code TAKEME for 20% off – it’s valid on the website from 19th to 22nd Dec! Ann Summers also have an end of season sale starting at 6am on Christmas Eve where all sex toys and lingerie will be reduced by up to 70%.

A mind-blowing orgasm on a budget, oh we do treat you well.